Jezza Sarnfeld is performing stand up
Jezza: So whats t’deal wit Garlic bread eh?
Laughter
Jezza: Ah mean Garlic ‘nt bread it just dunt gu together!
Uprorious Laughter
Jezza: Ooh put that together ey!?
Fade t’ greggs. Jezza and Gaz are waiting in t’line
Jezza: It’s well good bate that knows, but man wot sells it is foriin so yous got to be polite and that.
Gaz: Ai, so thi puts shrapnel darn and sez “Ahll ave some soup love”
Jezza: Ai but dunt be doing nowt complicated like asking for’t gravy, cos ee waynt like it.
They reach the counter, behind it stands t’soup bad’en
Jezza: Ey up cock ah’ll ave leek and tatie soup.
He puts the punds down and steps ‘t side. Lass what works their gives im t’soup.
Gaz: Ey up cock ah’ll ave t’owd broth.
He puts the punds down and gets broth from lass that works their. He looks ‘int bag.
Gaz: Oi mate weers mi teaceake!? Ah cant ave soup wi nay teaceake.
Jezza: Ey keep thi trap shut!
Gaz: But tha got a teaceake!
Soup Bad’en: Ey if tha not appy tha knows what, tha not avin any soup luv.
Lass what works theer teks it of im.
Jezza: Ah told thi so!
‘int meantime Our Ellie an Kezzer ah walking darn ‘t coursey edge and they spy a reet nacre cabinet.
Ellie: Ey Kezzer look at that it’s a reet nacre cabinet in it.
Man wot wah selling ‘tcabinet: Ey love its reet rare on towd ebay that cabinet ah cud get loads for it, but ahll giv it thee for three parnd.
Ellie: Alreet then here tha goes, does that deliver it?
Man wot wah selling t’cabinet: Nah love thas got to tek it tha sen. Sitthee.
Ellie: Come on Kezzer tha’s got to elp me shift this reet nacre cabinet.
Kezzer falls over
Ellie: Kezzer thas a reet wharman! It reet tickles me when tha does that silly stuff.
Jezza Sarnfeld is performing stand up
Jezza: So whats up wit when tha gets a kestrel an’ then that brother kills it ey!?
Laughter
Jezza: Ah tell thi that definitely carnt ear wings flappin then!
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