Subject: Over the rainbow
Over The Rainbow online application form
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All applicants must have been aged 16 or over by 26 June 2009.
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Personal Details
* First name: Rou
Middle name: Eisenheim
* Last name: LaFemme
Name known by: Rozle
* Nationality: Latverian
* Occupation: Mechanical Bull Installation Technician
About you:
* Describe yourself and explain why we should choose you!
I’m probably the most exuberant person you could meet, my many friends claim that I exude charm from every position. Also I have a strong voice that can sometimes make people have emotions. i.e. sad or happy
* Have you had any professional training? (e.g. singing, acting or dance lessons) If yes, please give details.
I attended a one week drama course at Stockhaven College where at the end of the week we performed
Alice in wonderland using paper Mache balloon heads.
* Have you had any professional experience? (i.e. paid for work) If yes, please give details.
No I was just waiting there.
* Have you auditioned for other talent shows? If yes, please give details.
I auditioned for being on Britain has talent but I was actually dragged into it by my friend Moris Baldwin who wanted me to assist him in his ill fated magic act. "Wonderousity"
* Have you been on TV before? If yes, please give details.
Only in an electronically obscured fashion.
Subject: Over the rainbow
From: Lloyd Webber
Dear potential Dorothy,
Congratulations! We are delighted to offer you an audition for 'Over the Rainbow' the new BBC Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber TV search for a West End leading lady to play the part of Dorothy in the legendary musical The Wizard of Oz.
Your MANCHESTER AUDITION details are as follows:
Date: Saturday 30th January 2010
Time: 1:30 PM
Venue: MANCHESTER UNITED FOOTBALL STADIUM, Old Trafford, Manchester, M16 0RA
Directions to this venue are included at the end of this letter.
Your audition session begins at 1:30 PM although you will have to wait to be seen.
GOOD LUCK!
The 'Over The Rainbow' Team
Subject: Over the rainbow
From: Lloyd Webber
Hi There,
This is just a very brief message from the casting team on 'Over the Rainbow' the BBC and Andrew Lloyd Webbers new search for Dorothy for the west end.
By now you should have received your audition details concerning the auditions on SATURDAY 30TH FEBRUARY at 1.30pm at Old Trafford in Manchester. We are getting in touch with people now so we can establish who is definitely turning up for their audition and who is not, as we dont want to have any empty spaces and someone missing out on the opportunity to audition.
It would be great if you would be able to reply directly to this email with a definite yes or no telling us whether you will be attending your assigned slot on Saturday. If we do not hear from you we will try and contact you later this week.
All the best and we look forward to hearing from you.
The OVER THE RAINBOW team! x
To: Lloyd Webber
Subject: Over the rainbow
Dear Friend of Lloyd Webber
It is with much gnashing of teeth and rending of garments that I inform you that I will not be able to attend the audition that you offered me. This is mostly because my Uncle Pete is going into hospital that day to have an operation on his big fingers. It will be a long procedure but the doctor is confident he will be able to pick up a spice rack again.
Further to this I have been offered the role of a subbuteo man in Toy Story the musical and although it is a small part I feel in the long run it will be better for my career. (Omid Djalili is playing Mr Potato head or Mr potate as they say in France even though really it should be Monsieur Pommes)
All the best
- R.LaFemme
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