Mummy Jokes
Q. What did the explorer say when he saw the mummy?
A. Oh no!
Q. Who is Mummy married to?
A. Another Mummy!
Q. What happened to the Mummy’s plans?
A. They were unravelled!
Q. What do Mummys eat?
A. Plaster!
Q. Why do Mummys wear all those bandages?
A. Because of all the ‘injuries’!
Q. What is a Mummys favourite band?
A. The Wrapson Five!
Q. Who is the Mummy’s favourite poet?
A. Tutenkhamun Afrika!
Q. What does the Mummy play with?
A. Toys!
Q. Where did the Mummy find it?
A. He found it in ‘de Nile!
Q. Who is the Mummy’s favourite character on Frasier?
A. Cam Winston!
Q. What must you never ask a Mummy?
A. It’s Band-age!
Q. Mummy, Mummy I think I’m a pair of curtains!
A. All thanks to my curse!
Q. Who does the Mummy call when he moves house?
A. The Pharaoh!
Q. What does the Mummy have on his cornflakes?
A. Sarcophocustard!
Q. What is the Mummy’s favourite film?
A. The Mummy returns!
Q. What do you call a Mummy with one eye?
A. MMMY!
Q. What do you do if you see a Mummy?
A. Give her some space!
Q. When is a door not a door?
A. When it’s a canopic jar!
Q. How many Mummys does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Two, one to change it and one to bandage around!
Q. What song do Mummys sing?
A. The Mummy anthem!
Q. How do Mummys show their disapproval?
A. Tuts!
Q. Why should you not annoy a Mummy?
A. It ‘winds’ him up!
Q. What do you get if you cross a Mummy with a sheep?
A. A woolly shambles!
Q. What do Mummy’s drink?
A. Yedigun!
Q. Where do Mummys go on holiday?
A. Butlins!
Q. What did the Mummy study at Univeristy?
A. ‘Subjects’!
Q. Did you hear about the Mummy artist?
A. He was highly aflamed!
Q. What do you say to a Mummy?
A. Hello Mum!
Q. Did you hear about the Mummy that was abducted by aliens?
A. It was ab-duck-ted!
Q. Who is the worlds most famous Mummy?
A. Simon Pegg!
Q. Why was the Mummy in a hurry?
A. He had been listening to Jennifer Rush!
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