Les Misrables: A play I wrote many years ago is bobbins.

A play recovered from the mists of time, critics described it as ‘rontoculous’ imagine what the fans said! (Also rontonculous)

Bobbin's 'Les Miserables'

Bruce: Cheer up Les stop being so miserable

Julian: Yeah Les, cheer the fuck up.

Les: Oh I’m so depressed.

Danny 'Travelodge' Barton: Here Les I brought you some sweets.

Les: Oh I’m still miserable

Bruce: Cheer up Les for Christ sake

[Later... at the zoo]

Julian: We're at the zoo now, these monkeys will surely cheer you up.

Les: I’m still miserable

Zookeeper: fucking hell mate you really are miserable, you’ve got a face like a slapped donkey, and I should know!

Julian: Look Les I brought you some wacky tobaccy or 'Ganja', smoke a spliff and fly!

Les: Oh I’m still miserable and I see the Cyclops!

Eddie grant: Wow Les you really are miserable! Lets rock down 2 electric avenue and then we take it higher!

[Electric avenue brothel]
Les: Wow I’m not miserable any more, I don’t half love prostitutes! Murdering them that is!

Julian/Lance/zookeeper/Eddie Grant/Danny: Hooray!