A song for Valentine’s day about love. Love in ancient Greece. (That I wrote in 2005)
Greece Lovin
1)Hello there this is Ajax/Using an old Greek telephone/I’m asking you to come out with me/then we could go back to your home.
Hello there good friend Ajax/Agamemnon here/I’ll have to decline your invitation/as I’m planning on washing my ha-yer (hair)
Chorus - Love in ancient Grease/It really is a sight/Love in ancient Greece/They do it all night/Love in ancient Greece/they do it with young boys/Love in ancient Greece/that’s frowned upon in this day and age.
2) Knock Knock It’s me Ajax/I’m knocking on your door/Is Mr Achilles in?/I’d like to do kissing and more.
Sorry Sorry Ajax/Achilles is not in/a man shot him in the foot with an arrow/ a most ironic incident I’m sure you'll agree.
3) He-lo ts me Ajx/Spkng thru txt/I hope mi wrds R clear/wud U lik sum sex?
Sorry Sorry Ajax/The man from Nokia here/the message could not be delivered/the signal was not clear.
4) Dammit Dammit curses/what am I to do/I need some lovin for valentine’s day/despite the inherent anachronistic leanings of this song
5) Never mind dear Ajax/man love takes planning/do some scheme involving a wooden horse/that will be a good idea.
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