Frankenstein Jokes
Q. What do Frankensteins eat?
A. Nuts N Volts!
Q. What is Frankenstein’s favourite magazine?
A. Bolts monthly!
Q. What do Frankensteins wear?
A. Clogs!
Q. What do you call a Frankenstein that is good at cooking?
A. Fran Cook Stein!
Q. Where do Frankensteins do their shopping?
A. In the Baltic!
Q. Why did the Frankenstein cross the road?
A. To see his ‘friends’!
Q. How many ears does Frankenstein have?
A. A right ear, a left ear and a wild bolt ear!
Q. What is Frankenstein’s favourite animated film about a dog?
A. All dogs go to heaven!
Q. Why does Frankenstein have such big hands?
A. For holding his cups!
Q. Who is Frankenstein’s favourite on mock the week?
A. Russell How-ard!
Q. How do you make a Frankenstein blind?
A. Push it in a lake!
Q. Why did Frankenstein kill all the villagers?
A. Because he had a ‘screw loose’!
Q. How does Frankenstein contact his friends?
A. Faceghoul!
Q. What does Frankenstein say when someone gives him a drink?
A. Danken –Stein!
Q. Why isn’t Frankestein allowed to use the sellotape?
A. he gets all ‘caught up’ in it!
Q. Knock Knock. Who’s there?
A. Frankenstein chances of winning!
Q. What is Frankenstein’s favourite herb?
A. Frankenthyme!
Q. What do you call a Frankenstein with a spade?
A. Digson of Dock Green!
Q. Where does Frankenstein work?
A. Carphone scarehouse!
Q. Where does Frankenstein live?
A. Next door to you!
Q. What is Frankenstein’s favourite fruit?
A. Franken-lime!
Q. What is Frankenstein’s girlfriend called?
A. Bride of Frankenstein!
Q. How does Frankenstein tidy up his nails?
A. He uses a nail file!
Q. If Frankenstein was a rapper would his name be Frankenrhyme?
A. No it would be Dr Voltz!
Q. Knock Knock. Who’s there?
A. Frank …with a surprise!
Q. Who is Frankenstein’s favourite character on Seinfeld?
A. George Frankensteinbrenner!
Q. What do you get if you cross a Transformer with a Frankenstein?
A. Optimus Stein!
Q. Where do Frankensteins live?
A. France!
Q. What kind of Frankenstein makes milk?
A. Stripy Stein!
Q. What is Frankenstein’s special move?
A. Stein Rush!
Q. What team does Frankenstein support?
A. The Ghostly Rovers!
Q. What happened when Frankenstein went to the party?
A. He had a ‘smashing’ time!
Q. How do you start a Frankenstein race?
A. Ready Teddy Go!
Q. Did you hear about the Frankenstein that ate his own shoes?
A. He wanted to piece them together!
Q. What does a Frankenstein do when he see’s an elephant in his pyjamas?
A. He just grins and steins it!
Q. What did the policeman say to the Frankenstein?
A. Easy now!
Q. Why did the boy get killed at the traffic lights?
A. Because Frankenstein was their!
Q. What happened when the Hulk met Frankenstein?
A. An awkward silence!
Q. Where did Frankenstein go to school?
A. All over the place!
Q. Why was Frankenstein in jail?
A. He had committed a Franken-crime!
Q. What happened when Frankenstein heard the joke?
A. He was in stitches!
Q. What do you get when you cross Frankenstein with a bear?
A. The mighty Bear!
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