Subject: New Council
Dear Sir/Madam
I understand that recently you became a brand new council and might I say CONGRATULATIONS! and well done. However I must also say commiserations on not being able to think of a new name. I understand that there were many difficult decisions to be made during the transition period (i.e. changing the stair carpets and deciding who should be head of the bureau) but using the exact same name does not send out a positive message of change. Just imagine if during Transformers: The Movie Megatron had been reformatted into Megatron! I don’t think anyone would have respected his leadership, least of all Cyclonus who was already bolshy at the best of times. As such I have designed you a new logo under the name of "The number 1 wonder council" which I think gives out the correct levels of both wonderous-ness and fear of the modern. I am very keen to develop this idea further and await your reply with baited breath.
All the best
- R. Lafemme
Subject: New Council
From: Northumberland County Council
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