Fish and Piano Jokes
Q.What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
A. You can Fish a piano but you can’t tune a piano!
Q. What is the difference between you and me?
A. I can reach the tuna but you cant tuna fish!
Q.You can pi and ano but?
A. You can't tuna piano!
Q.Tuna fish but you can’t tune a fish but you can tune a piano but you can't tuna piano
A. But you can Tuna fish (in a tin)!
Q. Whats the difference between fishing for piano’s and tuning for fish?
A. You can fish for pianos but you can't tune for fish!
Q. What do you get of you cross a piano with a fish?
A. A pianoed fish!
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