Bowser is bobbins.

Draft Board: “Alice Cooper is advertising a lot recently.”

bobbins: “Not as much as Alice Bowser!”

So yeah it turns out I’m the world’s greatest comedy genius, look here comes another one “Hangin with Mr Bowser”. I think that’s all but it’s more than Lenny Henry ever had and he advertised the Premier Inn. The only thing that’s small time is the Bowser! – Well funny.

I regret nothing.

-    bobbins