Q. Are you alright now?
A. Yeeeeeeeeesssssssssss
Q. What did the Werewolf get for Christmas?
A. Crumbs!
Q. What do Werewolves eat?
A. Howlers!
Q. What happened when the werewolf got a haircut?
A. He felt a little strange!
Q. What’s the difference between a Werewolf and a Viking?
A. One howls at the moon the other lives on a dune!
Q. Where do Werewolves go on holiday?
A. Clawtondale!
Q. What is the king of the Werewolves called?
A. Geffrons
Q. Why did the Werewolf howl?
A. Because the Vampire hkesteral!
Q. Where do Werewolves do their shopping?
A. Wolfrose!
Q. What do you call a Werewolf on the beach?
A. Cliff!
Q. Why did the Werewolf go to town?
A. To buy Teen Wolf on DVD.
Q. What is a Werewolf’s favourite film?
A. Fenris Buellers day off!
Q. What do you call a famous Werewolf?
A. Jonathan Rough!
Q. What do you get if you cross a Psychiatrist with a Werewolf?
A. J.Talcrane!
Q. Which sports are Werewolves good at?
A. Hairballs!
Q. Knock Knock. Who’s there?
A. Therewolf!
Q. What do Werewolves have for breakfast?
A. Theories!
Q. What do you call a gay Werewolf?
A. Fenrir Elton John.
Q. What Werewolf is best at painting?
A. Wererolf!
Q. What’s Werewolf Aide Critchley’s special move?
A. Werewolf Critchleys Hitchley!
Q. What did the Werewolf say to the petrol pump?
A. Wolf your finger out of your ear!
Q. Where do Werewolves get married?
A. Gretna Grrrrreen!
Q. How much bread do Werewolves get through?
A. Loaves and Loaves!
Creature from the Black Lagoon jokes
Q. What is the Creature from the Black Lagoon’s favourite game?
A. Lagoon!
Q. What do you get if you cross the Creature from the Black Lagoon with a peanut?
A. Creature from the Black Legume!
Q. Who is the Creatures from the Black Lagoon’s favourite TV presenter?
A. Cilla Black! (Lagoon)
Q. What is the Creature from the Black Lagoon’s favourite Nick Park animation?
A. Creature (from the Black Lagoon) comforts!
Q. What do you call a Creature from the Black Lagoon who is getting married?
A. Creature from the Black Lagroom!
Q. What do you call a Creature from the Black Lagoon on drugs?
A. Creature from the Crack Lagoon!
Q. What does the Creature from the Black Lagoon eat?
A. Black Lagoon forest gateaux, Black Lagoon Pudding and Black Lagoon people.
Q. Where does the Creature from the Black Lagoon go on holiday?
A. BlackLagoonPool!
Q. What is the Creature from The Black Lagoon’s favourite film?
A. National Lagoons Christmas Vacation!
Q. What does the Creature from the Black Lagoon sleep on?
A. A bed of weeds!
Q. What is the Creature from the Black Lagoon’s favourite magazine?
A. Zoo! (It’s full of all the latest footer, motors and fit birds!)
Q. Where does the Creature from the Black Lagoon download his ringtones?
A. Jam-stir!
Q. Why did the Creature from the Black Lagoon regret putting forward an unpopular suggestion?
A. He received a lot of Flak (Lagoon) for it!
Q. What’s the difference between the Creature from the Black Lagoon and the Creature from the White Lagoon?
A. The Creature from the Black Lagoon makes this look good.
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