An ethical dilemma

If you look through your neighbours window and see a big pink bear and a balloon saying “It’s a girl” do you send then a card about ‘Well done for reproducing’ and thereby admit you were looking through the window. Or will they be so swept up in the joy of ruining their lives that they will not think about how you can by the information? After all you wouldn’t want them to think you were some sort of evil ogre! (Which is a pressing concern because they kept signing for parcels which were all club shaped. Actually they were all bominockers with bubble wrap round the spikes so stop making assumptions neighbours!)

Two ‘punch lines’

1.    More importantly should I set their house on fire?

2.    Why was I looking in their window … I was bored!

There is a possible third…but it’s very racist!