Apples for Homeboy

Homeboy is enjoying life when suddenly he is accosted by the Pritchard gang, of which Pritchard Alpha is the founder member.

Pritchard Alpha: “Homeboy where is apples?”

Homeboy: “Apples am not receiving. Why you are raising this issue?”

Pritchard Alpha: “Homeboy, I was already telling you. Release the apples to my care lest I strike you backwise. I have knowledge of apples and so do you!”

Homeboy: “Not remember!”
 
Pritchard Alpha: “Remember apples after the allotted time or in the future …. Negative circumstance!”

The Pritchard gang are advancing on Homeboy with looks of intent.

Homeboy: “Understand!”
 
Pritchard Alpha: “Yes understand!”

The Pritchard gang is leaving for now.

Homeboy: “Locate apples? Difficulty locates orange!”
 
Homeboy is entering emporium for Vegman Greg. It is selling off many good including radish at $60 per hectare.

Vegman Greg: “Salute Homeboy. Checking emotions?”

Homeboy: “Terrible news….where is the apples?”
 
Vegman Greg: “Worse news, man have Pomegranate!”

Homeboy: “Sigh, the world is bleak.”

Vegman: “Greg: Free banana?”

Homeboy: “Agreed.”

Homeboy moving + consumption of banana has commenced.

Homeboy: “Accurate banana, pending apples still problematic.”

Homeboy enters emporium for Fructose 955.

Fructose 955: “Challenge you Homeboy!”

Homeboy: “Challenge Fructose 955! Finding apple?”

Fructose 955: “Apple finding.”

Homeboy: “Celebration, transfer apple?”

Fructose 955:  “Transfer apple = $600”

Homeboy: “$600. A serious of difficulties arising. Accept lower amount?”

Fructose 955: “NEGATIVE”

Homeboy: “Dejected”

Fructose 955: “Dejected not appreciate.”

Homeboy: “Sigh, the world is bleak.”

Homeboy is leaving now. On the thoroughfare he begins his soliloquy.

Homeboy: “The fairness apple situation is highly questionable, for example Homeboy does not create apples but homeboy is expect create apples. Curses on apples plus also curses on Pritchard gang, most of all a slight on poor Homeboy! Ending the apple story even Homeboy is not winning regardless….”

Homeboy visiting saloon. Associate Garbo is present.

Garbo: “Explain it Homeboy.”
 
Homeboy: “Explain it badly.”

Garbo: “Cripes!”

Homeboy: “The situation with apples is incomprehensible and also dangerous.”

Garbo: “I grant the apples but will anyone else!?”

Homeboy: “Apple not occur, fund apple not occur. Shortly Homeboy not occur. Weep.”

Garbo: “Weep not required, observe by chance.”

Homeboy observes the local publications.

Local Publications: “Big speed test, rewards = apples.”

Homeboy: “Weep is required! Homeboy not do speed test!”

Garbo: “Lending my aid Homeboy! Homeboy will take measure of Garbo automobile. Presently a little knowledge is required for building of ROCKET CAR.”

Homeboy: “Rocket Car?”

Garbo: “ROCKET CAR!”

Homeboy: “Talk of rocket car, alternative talk sprocket car. This balloon is sinking fast.”

Garbo: “Sincerely these abilities are meagre but make attempts!”

Homeboy: “It begins.”

We are witnessing Homeboy and Garbo maintain the automobile into Rocket Car! This work is high standard! Presently the day of speed test arrives and it is Homeboy against the world! Homeboy is speed test amongst Fast Peter, Ben Quadinaros and Alpha Pritchard.

Alpha Pritchard: “Ironic rockets Peabody!”

Homeboy: “Less ironic than moronic you charlatan!”

Alpha Pritchard: “In any event scrumpy for breakfast!”

Homeboy: “Dislike.”

Garbo: “Lower it to the max.”

Lineman: “Prevent speed test…..numerical commence!”

The speed test is begin and it goes like follow –

1. Homeboy is winning
2. Homeboy is not winning
3. Homeboy is not winning
4. Homeboy is not winning
5. Homeboy is winning
6. Homeboy is winning
7. Ben Quadinaros is winning.
8. Homeboy is not winning
9. Homeboy is not winning
10. Homeboy is not winning
11. Alpha Pritchard decimated by collide with heavy lobster.
12. Homeboy wins.
 
Mayor: “The mayor present apples homeboy. Congrats LOL!”

Homeboy: “Homeboy maintain apples, reasoning that Alpha Pritchard has been decimated. Gratitude to Garbo.”

Garbo: “Gratitude to yourself Homeboy.”

Homegirl: “Hero is belonging.”

Homegirl and Homeboy are sharing intimate moment.

Homeboy: “Apples for all!”

Fin.