My brother Jonas Bruner once told everyone that Norah Jones was coming to his birthday party so that they would come. However he was lying as he does not even know Norah Jones and also Norah Jones hates Lazer Quest. Especially Lazer Quest where you try to cheat by wearing your jacket over the proton pack but the man tells you off. That man should realise that there are no rules in war!
The moral of the story is that everyone came expecting to see Norah Jones and they were bitterly disappointed when Norah Jones failed to arrive. They started to make comments such as “You don’t even KNOW Norah Jones” and “Jonas Bruner, more like JONAS LOONER”. So everyone went away from the party apart from his true friends who would have come anyway and they brought better presents. Also young children have no idea who Norah Jones is and don’t really have an appreciation of her music so it didn’t really encourage them
The story has several morals, they are.
1. Always be yourself, unless yourself is someone who tells lies about knowing Norah Jones.
2. If you are going to try and cheat at Lazer Quest wait until you get into the warzone proper.
3. Donkey Kong bubble bath is not an acceptable birthday present even if it is in the shape of a game boy.
4. No one wants to pay a pound to have a go on a Primal Rage arcade game.
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